Sometime between about 11 a.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 3 and about 11 a.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 10, someone stole our distribution box from the front of the Emerywood Station Post Office in High Point.

This is a major piece of hardware for us as a small business, and a crucial component in our distribution for High Point. It saddens us that someone took it, whether the theft was motivated by profit or competitive spite. This box also has sentimental value for us because our art director, Jorge Maturino hand-stenciled the logo and painted the lightning bolts.

If you have any information that will help us recover our box, please let us know. We are happy to offer a reward in exchange for actionable information. And if you prefer to remain anonymous, no problem; just email Jordan Green at [email protected] and let us know where to pick it up. We’ll be happy to come pick it up, no questions asked.


  1. Hmmm, a small player victimized by someone in the more elite part of the city, kinda’ like the legacy coming from our last election.
    How’s it feel?

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